Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
Please paint me the T-Rex attack scene from Jurassic Park, but the T-Rex is the band T-Rex.
willy wonka and I are one
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”
i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone
when you touch his dick for the first time
he sees you when you’re sleeping
Makoto’s reactions to Gou’s fangirling are the best.
(Free! Episode 2 and 3)